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Is this a FUNNY JESUS VIDEO?-cool myspace
Meh...seen it too many times. Still kinda funny though.
Is this a FUNNY JESUS VIDEO?
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Sorry about the accident, but Jesus ought to be going about totally naked!! like the true prophets of the Bible God!!!
A LOT OF PROPHETS OF GOD WERE PREACHING AROUND NAKED FOR YOU!
1 Samuel 19 24 He* (*King Saul) STRIPPED OFF HIS ROBES and also prophesied in Samuel's presence. HE LAY THAT WAY ALL THAT DAY AND NIGHT. This is why people say, "Is Saul also among the prophets?"* (*at that time, all the prophets of God were going around naked! That閳ユ獨 how King Saul was recognized as another prophet of God! This is the 閳ユ笜aked truth閳?in the Bible!)
KING DAVID DANCED BEFORE THE LORD WITH HIS GENITALS EXPOSED.
2 Samuel 6:14, 20-23 * David, wearing a linen ephod, danced before the LORD with all his might... [20] When David returned home to bless his household, Michal daughter of Saul came out to meet him and said, "HOW THE KING OF ISRAEL HAS DISTINGUISHED HIMSELF TODAY, DISROBING IN THE SIGHT OF THE SLAVE GIRLS OF HIS SERVANTS AS ANY VULGAR FELLOW WOULD!" David said to Michal, "IT WAS BEFORE THE LORD閳?I will become even more undignified than this, and I will be humiliated in my own eyes. But by THESE SLAVE GIRLS YOU SPOKE OF, I WILL BE HELD IN HONOR." And Michal daughter of Saul* (* the king who prophesied naked before the LORD) had no children to the day of her death.
(Read the whole story in full context by yourself! The lesson in the Bible is that no wife can complain about any husband dancing naked exposing his genitals before some girls and the LORD! Or the husband is authorized to stop having sex with his wife until she dies!)
HOW ABOUT GOING NAKED FOR THREE (3) YEARS AS A SIGN AND A WONDER UPON SOME ODDBALL FOREIGN COUNTRIES? You don閳ユ獩 have to say anything閳?just go about your daily chores totally NAKED 閳?Hey, Christians got themselves a God that excels in refinements! This prophet prophesied the 閳ユ抚irgin birth閳?
Isaiah 20:2-3 (KJV) At the same time spake the LORD by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, Go and loose the sackcloth from off thy loins, and put off thy shoe from thy foot. And he did so, walking NAKED and barefoot. And the LORD said, Like as my servant Isaiah hath walked NAKED AND BAREFOOT THREE YEARS for a sign and wonder upon Egypt and upon Ethiopia;
THE YOUNG PROPHET MICAH WOULD GET INTO A GODLY MOOD OF GOING NAKED AND DOING A STRANGE NUMBER ON HIMSELF!
Micah 1:8 Because of this I will weep and wail; I will go about barefoot and NAKED. I will howl like a jackal and moan like an owl.
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